This is the blog of a nineteen-year-old (nonchalant) homoromantic asexual (?) named Charles, begun as an exercise in documenting the waning years of an asexual adolescence, and continued for no clear purpose.

I’m also an aspiring (evolutionary) biologist with a particular interest in reproductive behavior and strategies, etc., and in human sexuality. I am more enthusiastic than I am knowledgeable, more knowledgeable than I am intelligent, and more pretentious than I am anything.

I try not to sound too affected and insufferable, but it’s a constant struggle.

My title (“ace detective”) is not a reference to Sherlock Holmes, as I’ve never been an active fan. I should probably change that.

I am, however, a unicorn.*

*Rarity, specifically. But boy Rarity.